Topics have been chosen by our loyal readers, and the awesome Crash Test Mummy helped in randomly distributing the topics to each of us. Unlike my good friend Chubba who wrote a very entertaining thesis on the Structural Integrity of Weetbix, a topic I would have found difiicult (and simply a MUST READ), I've been handed a doozy of a topic in "My First Time".
I can have so much fun with this. Do I take the sensible approach and write about our first pregnancy, our first born, the first nappy...etc? Being a Daddy Blogger I kind of feel obliged to. Do I reveal all about our first kiss or first date? Do I write about what most people expect me to write about - sex or something along those lines? What I have done is embraced the Christmas spirit and written a rather festive poem based on 'Twas The Night Before Christmas.
'twasn't The Night Before Christmas
'twasn't the night before Christmas, not Boxing Day or New Years, If you're still thinking festive and baubles and gifts, I remember it well, that night in October, I was pimply but bulletproof, at least that's what I thought, We had planned this night together, my chicky and I, I'd been waiting for this moment for quite some time, And now for the moment, time for the main feature, |
(You didn't really expect me to tell you about the first time I had sex did you? That would be terribly cliché!)
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